Reid's Rules of the Road

#1 Hold onto a train for good luck.
#2 Press all of the buttons. Especially the 4 way blinkers.



#3 Honk using your entire body, the beep sounds more powerful this way.
#4 Make sure the wind shield wipers are on full blast for the next time you start the engine.



#5 Always have your dog in the back seat in case of a car jacking.



#6 Be careful not to fall onto the floor mat of the passenger side. That emergency brake hurts the crotch!